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	<title>The Blog &#187; Humor</title>
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		<title>You Know You&#8217;re a Geek When . . .</title>
		<link>http://gelaed.com/blog/2007/07/03/you-know-youre-a-geek-when/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2007 21:32:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derek Park</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Talking with some guys from the office about a Mercury Grand Marquis we rented for our latest trip to Florida, the following conversation transpired:
It was ridiculous trying to make a U-turn in that thing.  You could turn the wheel all the way to the left, and you&#8217;d still cross all three lanes and hit [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Talking with some guys from the office about a Mercury Grand Marquis we rented for our latest trip to Florida, the following conversation transpired:</p>
<blockquote><p>It was ridiculous trying to make a U-turn in that thing.  You could turn the wheel all the way to the left, and you&#8217;d <em>still</em> cross all three lanes and hit the curb on the other side.</p>
<p>That boat had a turning radius the size of <em>Utah</em>.</p>
<p><em>*Laughter*</em></p>
<p>The turning radius is measured in <em><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astronomical_unit" title="Astronomical Unit">AUs</a></em>.</p>
<p><em>*Louder laughter*</em></p></blockquote>
<p>Yes, we are geeks.  Thank you for asking.</p>
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		<title>Adsense Spamming my Site</title>
		<link>http://gelaed.com/blog/2007/03/29/adsense-spamming-my-site/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2007 13:10:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derek Park</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know, I understand how my post on The First Rule of Productivity got Google ads for cleaning products.  I totally get that.  I used cleaning as an example.
But tell me, why does my post on Judging Based on Appearances have ads related to things like women&#8217;s stockings, and panties, and drag queen [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You know, I understand how my post on <a href="http://formerslacker.com/blog/2007/02/10/the-first-rule-of-productivity/">The First Rule of Productivity</a> got Google ads for cleaning products.  I totally get that.  I used cleaning as an example.</p>
<p>But tell me, why does my post on <a href="http://formerslacker.com/blog/2007/02/13/yes-im-judging-you-based-on-appearance/">Judging Based on Appearances</a> have ads related to things like women&#8217;s stockings, and panties, and <strong>drag queen dresses</strong>?</p>
<p><img src="http://gelaed.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/googleads.png" title="Google Ads" alt="Google Ads" style="border: 1px solid #999999" /></p>
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		<title>Old but Still Quality</title>
		<link>http://gelaed.com/blog/2007/01/31/old-but-still-quality/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Jan 2007 14:23:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derek Park</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Old TechTV blooper; posted for the guys at work.
Video after the jump.


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Old TechTV blooper; posted for the guys at work.</p>
<p>Video after the jump.</p>
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		<title>The Cat Box</title>
		<link>http://gelaed.com/blog/2007/01/28/the-cat-box/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Jan 2007 19:28:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derek Park</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This has got to be the most traumatic way ever to wash a cat.  The music selection is perfect, too.
Video after the jump.


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This has got to be the most traumatic way ever to wash a cat.  The music selection is perfect, too.</p>
<p>Video after the jump.</p>
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